D.T.'s with Shakey Malloy

Straight from the mind of one warped individual comes the comedic stylings of a man known as Eusabius Burgard. Beware - nothing is sacred in his colorful anecdotes and they are not for the faint of heart. Read what he has to say in a column we like to call "D.T.'s with Shakey Malloy," that comes to you as often as he likes to update it.

If you have a funny quote that you would like to share with Shakey Malloy, send it to him at shakeymalloy@hotmail.com.

G$DDAMN MUTHAF%CKIN SONOFABITCH ANYWAYS

05/25/2007

Way to bump us up to 4-0 last night fellers. Next week we send the brosiff
of to meet his maker and that we will be unattending the fight against the
spice girls. I ain't missed many o Thursdays, even while touring when it
came to "Hog Thursday" and I was doing something besides holding down the
fort with ya'll on the northside it makes me feel more awkward than two
virgins trying to f*ck with there pants on. Keep the goose egg rolling
through 6-0.

That is all.